STILL BROKE on chain
He used to rob from the rich. Now he begs for their ETH. $BROKE is the most degenerate memecoin on the Robinhood Chain — down 99%, but at least we're consistent.
Dropping at launch — Robinhood Chain
The $BROKE Camp
Everyone on the Robinhood Chain ends up here eventually. Pull up a tent — the campfire's an ETH diamond and the WiFi's free (Dexscreener only).
Once the prince of thieves.
Now the pauper of gas fees.
Meet Robin — a fox who came to the Robinhood Chain for the free stocks, stayed for the memecoins, and never left. He robbed from the rich for years. Then the rich discovered airdrops, gave him 0.0001 ETH, and something inside him broke.
Now he sits on the sidewalk of the blockchain with a cardboard sign, an empty wallet, and a cracked phone flashing a gas-fee notification he can't afford to dismiss. The L2 is cheap. His soul is still on mainnet. This is his coin.
Certified Broke Memes
Six stages of grief, one fox, zero ETH. Tap to enlarge.
Need ETH for Gas
“When the L2 is cheap but your soul is still on mainnet.”
The Robin Hood Irony
“I used to rob from the rich… now I beg for their ETH.”
ETH Withdrawal Symptoms
“It's been 3 hours since my last swap… please… just 0.01 ETH.”
“One More Trade”
“Just one more leverage long… then I'll get a job.” — Powered by Cope & ETH.
Robinhood Chain Native
“I came for the free stocks… stayed for the memecoins… never left.”
The Ultimate Cope
“They said ETH was money… they never said it would become my personality.”
Tokenomics (we couldn't afford the good ones)
1,000,000,000
Total supply. One billion, so at least we're rich in quantity.
0 / 0 Tax
Zero buy tax, zero sell tax. We're too broke to charge you.
LP Burned
Liquidity locked & burned. We couldn't afford to keep it either.
0% Team
Whatever was left after gas fees. Which is nothing. Fair launch, fam.
Distribution: airdropped from the rich, straight to the broke. 🪶
Buy $BROKE on the Robinhood Chain
Four easy steps to financial ruin.
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Get a wallet
Grab any EVM wallet and add the Robinhood Chain network. Fund it with a little ETH for gas… if you can still afford gas.
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Bridge to Robinhood Chain
Move your ETH over to the Robinhood Chain. Feel the L2 fees get cheaper while your soul stays firmly on mainnet.
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Swap for $BROKE
Paste the contract address into your favorite DEX and swap ETH for $BROKE. Ape responsibly (or don't, we're not your dad).
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Welcome to the streets
Congrats — you're officially broke. Now refresh Dexscreener every 4 minutes like the rest of us. 🪶
Roadmap
Be Broke ✅
Achieved before launch. We were built different (poorer).
Get Broker
Leverage long everything. Tell ourselves it's a “strategy.”
Meme Our Way Off the Streets
1,000,000 holders of pure cope. CashCat bags for everyone.
Still Broke, But Famous
The bag never fills, but the legend grows. ETH for gas, forever.
Join the broke
No promises. No roadmap that matters. Just a fox, a cardboard sign, and a community that's down bad together.